The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym, by the Wall Street Journal’s Jason Gay
14. You can take 10 Minute Abs, 20 Minute Abs, and 30 Minute Abs. There is also Stop Eating Pizza and Eating Sheet Cake Abs—but that’s super tough!
25. Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories.
Oh, come on…you know you wanna!